[Verse 1: Antwon]
Antwon came swaggier than most
White people love me like chipped beef on toast
I coast with the ghost smell of nectarines
The truth with the saber-tooth; Victor Creed
Black and brown people puttin' they faith in me
Down the bill which up just please have weed
Came with the dutchy n***a had to scheme
But a n***a so cozy, smoke weed, and scary dreams
N***a, I'm barely seen
A n***a touch my face, his whole team bleed
These n***as want beef, but they say it on Tumblr
So what that make you, motherfucker?
(Half-dead, motherfucker!)

[Bridge: Antwon & Kitty]
I got weed on me
No you don't, stop
I got cocaine on me
You're gonna get me in trouble
I'm on probation, n***a
No!
And I smoke weed too, n***a, what's up

[Verse 2: Kitty]
No, mom, don't listen to 'twon
Nobody has cocaine on 'em and I never do anything wrong, 'kay?
She's always so suspicious, lurking kittydothedishes
It's the business, so why you wanna witness
The innocence I assassinate with rings up in my cartilage?
A yard I bring the boys to, I don't need a guardian
To keep me in the party dress I started in
The yellow with the polka dots
'twon, can you teach me how to smoke a pot?
But I been runnin' yellow lights
And making sure that everything I type, I fuckin' spell it right
And learnin' how to blur out all my cellulite
And write about how bad I wanna have a Cinderella night
So I can make a frog a prince and
The audience has always got a sprinkle
Of bitches that I wanna pinch and
Wanna punch 'em in their stupid face
But I'm busy rappin' Super Bass
In the passenger seat, and if you're passing on me
My pack of backup'll be cracking your teeth
And you'll be smacking your lips
And I'll be laughin' while they're ashing their cigs
Out of the back of my whip 'cause
I bes the DDs, no weaving in and out
And never, ever speeding
Scout's honor mama, scout's honor, Mom!
I'll never get in trouble, Mom I love ya