[Chorus: Both, Miranda Lambert, Jake Worthington]
Hello shitty day (Hello, hello)
Glad you came my way
Brought all this pain and all of this rain
Washed my joy away
I was doin' just fine
In this world of mine
Now the skies are all gray and all I can say is
Hello shitty day

[Verse 1: Jake Worthington]
Cosmic sympathy
Finally caught up with me
Glad to know it’s not just rainin' in my heart
My sweet 'ole misery
Needed some lowdown company
Like a hole in my head, now here we are

[Chorus: Both, Miranda Lambert, Jake Worthington]
Hello shitty day (Hello, hello)
Glad you came my way
Brought all this pain and all of this rain
Washed my joy away
I was doin' just fine
In this world of mine
Now the skies are all gray and all I can say is
Hello shitty day
[Verse 2: Jake Worthington, Jake Worthington & Miranda Lambert]
Whiskey retrograde
Got me in a bar room haze
Wishin' on unlucky stars tonight
Melancholy blue play me a fifty-two
Let that sad 'ole jukebox do me right

[Chorus: Jake Worthington, Both, Miranda Lambert]
Hello shitty day (Hello, hello)
Glad you came my way
Brought all this pain and all of this rain
Washed my joy away
I was doin' just fine
In this world of mine
Now the skies are all gray and all I can say is
Hello shitty day

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro: Jake Worthington]
If you see a fella in a storm with no umbrella
Just light his cigarette and walk away