[Verse]
Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five
Six, Seven
Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and
Eleven
Prithee, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta
Bend thy back, and pull in thy belt
And by gums, by gees, by golly's
Work ye out in ye Lunchtime Follies
Instead of lunch-we get ye Lunchtime Follies
This is station B-O-S-S
Teaching you to-
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I give you lunchtime relaxation
So you won't need a summer vacation
Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five
Six, Seven
Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and Eleven
Today the boogie-woogie has become a bugaboo
We swing from swing to saccharine
From saccharine to goo-
To the sentimental singer with a sentimental song
Our monarch is a crooner and our king can do no wrong