I know that I look kinda funny
Sometimes I just don't act right
I'm not a teenage dream, I never made the team
Like Frankenstein I give some people a fright
I don't even have to try
They cross the street to pass me by

I like this place it's noisy
I like it when the light's down low
Now Candy sure looks fine and Honey's kinda wild
But you're the one that really steals the show
I swear you looked into my eyes
Oh I'll love you 'til the day you die

C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby
C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby

I'd like to take you somewhere with no one else around
If it was just me and you, imagine what I'd do
Nobody there to ever hear a sound
I could change your pretty face
Oh, my beauty, don't you need the beast

C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby
C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby
It's oh so late, it's too late to care
Time gentlemen please
I'll have one scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Please don't let the music stop
'Cause you know, baby, what it is that you got
You don't even have to try
Oh I'll love you 'til the day you die

C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby
C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby