Vic Vella:
...the well

Steve:
Oh yeah?

Vic:
Hm. Went down ten feet, I got a JCB from the road, yeah, 'cause my other one wouldn't reach. Dug it out... after ten or fifteen minutes he went back to the hole to check the height... full of water! Must have come from the river, eh?

Steve:
[Dunno/uh-huh?]...someone must 'ave pissed in it

Vic:
Say well, it's fucking big piss... somebody did

Someone:
Something you were doing down the boat

Vic:
Come'n'feed it through the ground, it's like a well. About three feet deep. So I....that's right, fucking John shit himself. [Backfil?] it was soil, says it's like quicksand.... he went down there to spread the fucking soil, and he's sinking in, int' he. He suddenly reached for the fucking fork lift and I lifted it up, he couldn't reach it... he was shitting himself. He just going by the- right at the end of the boots. He said "I'm fucking going, I'm going! Just lower the fucking forklift quick!" And he grabbed hold of it, so I had to lift 'im up with him hanging on the end of it. Good job he didn't let go otherwise *splat!* right in the fucking mud!

[Guitar Solo: Dave Murray]

[Verse 1]
Gonna write a little letter, gonna mail it to my local MP (Vic: [Come here, hey?])
He's a Maltese man and he's mowing the lawn my way
Roll over Vic Vella, give me more bales of hay
[Chorus]
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, don't you mow that lawn my way ([Tried him up?])

[Verse 2]
Early in the morning I'm-a giving you a warning
Don't you step on my tractor blades
Hey devil, devil, he's on the fiddle
And he ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Vic Vella, tell the tax man the bad news

[Chorus]
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella, [say "God" for me?]
Roll over Vic Vella, don't you tell the tax man the news, yeah

[Verse 3]
You want to buy a truck and need a new VCR
Vic, he gonna say he knows where they are
Roll over Vic Vella, I see that panda-car, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!..

[Solo: Dave Murray]
[She got me, (?) ?]

[Tape with Steve & Vic speaking]
[Chorus]
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, don't you come and dance with me

[Chorus]
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play those games with me

[Chorus]
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, Roll over Vic Vella
Roll over Vic Vella, don't you play that [more?] with me

[Bruce nonsense talk]

[Tape with Steve & Vic speaking]