[Verse 1]
Microwave yourself today
Save you for a rainy day
Hello deceptacon
This will not be going away

[Pre Chorus]
From all of us there
To all over here
We wish you all of the best
All of the year
She said, "Well he’s never been quite right"
And I know, we’ll be stepping on eggshells tonight

[Chorus]
And all over Britain
We wait for permission
To form another queue
We stand in position
Though someody’s missing
And that somebody's you
But what can I do?

[Verse 2]
"I love you but I don’t like you right now"
Was all she had to say
Hello deceptacon
I will not be going away
[Pre Chorus]
From all of us here
To all over there
We wish you all of the best
All of the year
She said, "Only you could make it right"
But I’ve stopped, stepping on eggshells tonight

[Chorus]
And all over Britain
We wait for permission
To form another queue
We stand in position
Though someody’s missing
And that somebody's you
But what can I do?

[Bridge]
Send my best to all concerned
I know I’ve been a gracious host
Goodbye deceptacon

[Outro]
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
What are you, to me?
What can I do for you?
What can you do for me?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
What are you, to me?