[Verse 1]
Peace and mercy to all men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my round, so I'll be cheering
I believe in Christmas; what do you believe in?

[Chorus]
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
'Cause we believe in Christmas time

[Verse 2]
Happy birthday, Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
I'll rob Santa while he's out
And I don't care if lords are leaping
I'll take a gat to the back while they're sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing
I believe in Christmas; what do you believe in?
[Chorus]
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
'Cause we believe in Christmas time