[Intro]
Y'know what, guys?
For years, you’ve been like
“Hey Jaret! Why don't you do an acoustic version of this song?” And I've been like
“Cause it’s freaking hard to play and sing at the same time!”
But it's the freaking anniversary of Fishin' For Woos so I'm freaking doing this!

[Verse 1]
We've been together for so long
And you always ask me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of

[Pre-Chorus]
I've been writing all night
And I got it just right
Here we go!

[Chorus]
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won’t get a night’s rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever, but we both know
We’re never gonna get along
You want it? You got it!
Here's your freaking song
[Verse 2]
And all my homies have always said
"What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head!"
My mom don't like you, my dad don’t too
And my brother says you look like Vince from Motley Crue

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm just keeping it real
This is just how I feel
Here we go! (Woo!)

[Chorus]
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever, but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it? You got it!
Here's your freaking song

[Bridge]
I get drunk and you get pissed
You start drinking, I don't exist
I say yes and you say no
Like Katy Perry says, you're Hot and Cold
With all the shit that we've been through
It's is the best that I can do
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?
[Ad-Lib]
I mean… anyway, so here's the acoustic version of this song
For the 15th anniversary of Fishin' For Woos
And, uh, I really like that you guys like this song so much
Me and Linus made it up when I was really hungover one time and, here's the chorus!

[Chorus]
You talk too much, you never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever, but we both know
We're never gonna get along
You want it? You got it!
Here's your freaking song
You want it? You got it!
Here's your freaking song
You want it? You got it!
Here's your freaking song

[Outro]
Alright, I'm gonna be honest
(You want it? You got it!)
I truly thought that was the last one
(Here's your freaking song)
Looks like I've lost control of the situation yet again
(You want it? You got it!)
Fool me once, shame on me and
(Here's your freaking song)
Fool me twice, fifteen years later
That was really good
(You want it-)
Oh god