[Intro]
I JUST SHIT AND FARTED

[Chorus]
It's a fucking shitspasm
It's a fucking shitspasm out there
It's a fucking shitspasm
It's a fucking shitspasm nowhere

[Verse]
Can't fucking stand it
All the stupid labels we're forced to brandish
Can't stay here for long
Every time you stand still they tell you you're wrong (No!)

[Chorus]
It's a fucking shitspasm
It's a fucking shitspasm out there
It's a fucking shitspasm
It's a fucking shitspasm nowhere

[Outro]
I turned myself into a pickle!
I turned myself into a pickle, Melanie!
I turned myself into a pickle!
I turned myself into pickle Oliver Tree!