I compromised (He compromised)
And made concessions (Aah-uh-ah)
To give the impression (Aah-ah)
That my deal was new

Conned the DUP (Conned the DUP)
Sold them down the water (Aah - uh -ah)
That's where I'll put the border (Aah-ah)
Any Deal Will Do

*Music Change*

I'll crash the pound
I'll slash your rights
The people's vote is out of sight
If we don't leave on the 31st October
This country will explode

Any Deal Will Do
Any Deal Will Do
Any Deal Will Do
Any Deal Will Do
Any Deal Will Do
Any Deal Will Do