[Verse 1]
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was dreamin' 'bout my TV Mama
The one with the big, wide screen

[Verse 2]
She got great big eyes and little bitty feet
And in the waist, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV Mama, one with the big, wide screen
Every time she loves me, man, she makes me scream

[Guitar solo: Elmore James]
Oh, she's mighty fine, lovely picture

[Verse 3]
Got a taste like candy, boys I really go for sweets
I love her from her head down to her little bitty feet
Yeah she's my TV Mama, one with the big wide screen
Every time she loves me, oh yes I'm bound to scream

[Verse 5]
Now this time I'm rollin' and tumblin'
Talkin' all out of my head
Yeah, this time I'm rollin' and tumblin'
Man, I'm talkin' all out of my head
And when my baby shook me
Man, I fell right out of bed
TV mama