[GIRLS]
Clump! Clump! Swish!
Clump! Clump! Slosh!
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four

[TINA]
Five

[GIRLS]
[?]

Clump! Clump! Swish!
Clump! Clump! Slosh!
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four

[TINA]
Five

[FIRST GIRL, spoken]
Surely if you put your mind to it, Tina, you'll be able to remember that we're not supposed to say five, only four. 

[TINA, spoken]
I know it very well. But it's my personal opinion that all housework adds up to odd numbers. 
[SECOND GIRL, spoken]
Nobody asked your opinion. We were told exactly what to do!

[TINA, spoken]
Well, it was a great mistake not to ask our opinions, because we know more about housework than the Governor does. 

[THIRD GIRL, spoken]
But don't let him hear you say that after you're married. 

[GIRLS, spoken]
No, indeed!

[TINA, spoken]
I shall say exactly what I please. He's a stuffy old codger and he doesn't know everything. 

[GIRLS, spoken]
Oh!

(sung)
Clump! Clump! Swish!
Clump! Clump! Slosh!
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four