It was Christmas Eve in pirate land
And everyone was drunk
Mate war drinking lots of rum
While Elliot was drinking rum

Gazz and Pete were drinking rum
And Chris was drinking rum
It's always a lovely Christmas time
When you are drinking rum

Merry Christmas everyone
Let's all get real drunk on rum

On Christmas day the pirates woke
With no idea what passed
The smell of rum filled up the air
And Chris has a gaping ass

Suddenly they realized
What last night they had done
They all decided then and therе
That being drunk is fun

Merry Christmas, one and all
Lеt's drink rum until we fall
Yo-ho-ho
Merry Christmas