Okay Summer Breeze, unfortunately we've been lying to you...this whole day
Because we're not here to play you one hour of true fucking pirate metal
Were not here to party all night long with you crazy motherfuckers
We're not even here to stick potatoes up your sexy girlfriend's bottoms, while you watch, and feel inadequate
Though uh, these things have happened in the past
(Yep)
Jesus Elliot
No my friends, we are here to Drink! Your! Beer!
Let's drink!

Oi you, gies a beer

Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay
And we go home poor at the end of the day
But I'd rather live my life in rags
Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag
We live each day like there's nothing to lose
But a man has needs and that need is booze!
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me

We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
But we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
(Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink)
(Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink)
(Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink)

We sailed o'er seas for Wenches and Mead
And told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds
The Quest! for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced
Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites
We went Back Through Time to get more Rum
Though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun
But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be
So give all your beer and your rum to me

We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
Come on!
Let's go!

We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
(Drink, drink, drink, drink)
(Drink, drink, drink, drink)