[Spoken]
So Summer Breeze, I would like to know. Are you ready to go absolutely fucking human crazy?
(Yeah!)
I said, are you ready to go completely underwater dogshit insane? (Yeah!)
All right then! This is!
Keelhauled!

Let's go!
My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks! a traitor in our midst
Who hath! invoked the captains ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun!

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him ovеrboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A tеrrifying, deadly trip!

So keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho
So keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho
Go!
I will not say what he has done
His sins are far too grave to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in Hell
Sharks will dine upon his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money! and his hat!
He won't need them where he's gonna go

But first we'll tie him to a rope
And throw him overboard
(haha, hahaha)
A terrifying, deadly trip!

So keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
We'll make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!

Yoww!
Come on!
Oh my god!
How!
Well we'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying, deadly trip!
Come on!
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
We'll make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!