[Intro]
Oh, wow!

[Verse 1: Christopher Bowes + Background vocals]
Pepperoni
Deep dish
Meat feast
Walk the plank
Mozzarella
Thin and crispy
Four cheese
Treasure chest

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy

We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy

[Solo]
[Verse 2: Christopher Bowes + Background vocals]
Dominos
Pizza Hut
Papa John's
Pirate ship
Stuffed crust
Garlic bread
Chicken wings
Epic quest

[Chorus: Christopher Bowes]
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy

We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
We're all going to a pizza party
Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy

[Outro: Elliot Vernon]
Pirate pizza party
Oh, wow