[Intro: Scootie, Rubeus Hagird]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get out of my house
That's right

[Chorus: Scootie]
Gryffindor, Gryffindor
Expect a patronus
Slytherin start a war
Lumos maxima
Ariana Potter
She got the ?
Ariana Potter

[Verse 2: Unknown]
Ariana Ariana
I do it Grande Ariana
Ariana Ariana
I’ma ?
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana

[Verse 3: Victoria Monet]
This is a song about Harry Potter
Made just for Ariana
Cause she likes Harry Potter
Why does she like Harry Potter? (Just kidding)
I don't know much about Harry Potter but I know you like that shit
I don't know much about Harry Potter but damn it’s probably lit
It's your birthday
It's your birthday
I brought that champagne
Ain't your Thursday
It's your birthday
It's your uh
Let's get Harry Potter drunk
[Verse 4: Tommy Brown]
Ariana Ariana
We gon' do it grande like last night
We gon’ end up killin’ Voldemort if he keep playing all of these damn games
Doug will pull up with the ratchet
Ari hit him with the magic
Grab a wand, put a spеll on 'em
Watch all the death еaters bail on ’em
(That's right)

[Chorus: Scootie and Unknown]
Gryffindor, Gryffindor
Expect a patronus
Slytherin start a war
Lumos maxima
Ariana Potter
She got the ?
Ariana Potter
Step on the ?
Ariana Ariana
I do it Grande Ariana
Ariana Ariana
I'ma ?
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana
Ariana Ariana Ariana
[Verse 5: Mikey and Rubeus Hagrid]
I came to this party for some green tea and some boba
Really I just came to hang with Ari, Joan, and Nonna
I hope that your party's lit you’re hangin' with your ?
Win you in Monopoly she'll tell you, "Get out of my house"
(That's right)