Friday morning gotta get up out of bed, I'm feeling Schizo
Sunday morning and I'm tumble out of bread, I need some Schnitzel

I'm eatin Schnitzel
I'm eatin Schnitzel
I'm eatin Schnitzel
I need my Schnitzel
I'm eatin Schnitzel
I'm eatin Schnitzel
I'm eatin Schnitzel

Monday morning and I crave my Double Del,
And hold the pickles
How'd I spend my Wednesday? And, you know me well

Im eatin schnitzels
Im eatin a schnitzel
Im eatin schnitzel
Im eatin schnitzel
Im eatin schnitzel
Im eatin my schnitzel
Im eatin my schnitzel
Im eatin my schnitzel

Mmmhhh, I'd like a Double Del Burger: hold the cheese, hold the pickle, and the ketchup and the sauce--lettuce, tomatoes and onions only please. That's right
Would you like cheese?
Lettuce, tomatoes and onions, only...
Ah okay, but cheese?
Friday morning gotta get up outta bed, I'm feeling Schitzo
Sunday morning and I pumble out of bed
I need some schnitzel
I'm eatin schnitzel
Im eatin schnitzel
I'm eatin schnitzel
I'm eatin schnitzel
I'm eatin schnitzel
I'm eatin schnitzel

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