[Verse 1]
He's sitting down forever
A sailor without anchor
Attends the family functions
Talks to himself, restraining eruption
"I hate you Mom, I hate you Dad
I hate myself, it makes me glad"

[Chorus]
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb

[Verse 2]
They all say that he is a genius
But he's just gullible to believe it
And after all he's to say
He's never had a friend
Even a friend he could hate
Because he's dumb
Because he's sick
Because he's so great
[Chorus]
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb

[Verse 3]
He may be quite an actor
But he doesn't ever reach for fame
'Cause everyone is just a partner
Helping the other climb up the ladder of praise
Forever falling, ever falling out of the way

[Chorus]
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really thinks that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb, yeah he's dumb
'Cause he really, really knows that
He's dumb