[Verse 1: Crotch Rot]
Null fucking scum, when I'm drinking Bundy Rum
Carve ya [?] your flesh gives my dog the runs

[Verse 2: Toecutta]
I walk into an old folks home and I steal colostomy bags
And eat shit out of their nappies, bonus [?] the rags

[Verse 3: Crotch Rot]
Cover myself in peanut butter so the dog will lick my balls
There's a good boy it's cheaper than paying a whore

[Verse 4: Toecutta]
I dig in sanitation bins and I suck on the bloody pads
And I never brush my teeth, so my breath is really bad

[Verse 5: Crotch Rot]
I sharted on a back tray and sat there in my filth
The stank was so rank the [?] blistered [?]

[Verse 6: Toecutta]
I wanna go into outer space so I can fuck a martian
'cuz I heard they got twenty tits and clits in their asses

[Verse 7: Crotch Rot]
Got busted by my mum, in bed with my sister
And asked her to join in 'cuz she's a better kisser
[Verse 8: Toecutta]
Took pictures on my new iPhone and sent 'em to his dad
With text down the bottom saying she's the best he's ever had

[Verse 9: Crotch Rot]
Got warts all over my dick, so it's had to get an erection
After I fucked a dirty bitch that had a yeast infection

[Verse 10: Toecutta]
'com here you disgusting cunt, I'll make your stomach churn
Salivating in the playground watching Jenna Mara burn

[Verse 11: Crotch Rot]
Sometimes it's hard to get to sleep when I'm up late at night
So I jerk off listening to my neighbour beat his wife

[Verse 12: Toecutta]
I like to pick up young prostitutes, skull-fuck 'em till they're toothless
And when I blow my load, I fill their mouth with gastric juices

[Verse 13: Crotch Rot]
I try to pick up the only skanks at the bar
So I went into the dunny and fingered my own ass

[Verse 14: Toecutta]
I'm keeping a collection of all my victims bloody socks
Leaving a taste in your mouth, like you just sucked a limpless cock
[Verse 15: Crotch Rot]
I date chicks in wheelchairs for better parking spots
But if I lose my license, I'll let that bitch go rot

[Verse 16: Toecutta]
I travel out my pension [?] and I steal a grandma's purse
And I'm posing as a nurse, so I can steal your afterbirth

[Verse 17: Crotch Rot]
I'm very unaffected by sluts on their hands and knees
'cuz I'm one sick freak, that deepthroats amputees

[Verse 18: Toecutta]
I set my pubes on fire, inhaled smoke from my crotch
Removed a couple of ribs so I can suck my own cock

[Verse 19: Crotch Rot]
Now who need a dog? now mum can take the pictures
I'll give them out as Christmas cards sending my best wishes

[Verse 20: Toecutta]
I don't care if you're retarded, Yeah! I rape them on the bus
They can't make formal complaints because their brains are fucking mush

[Verse 21: Crotch Rot]
I killed a highway hooker and stuffed her in the mattress
They found her blood stained panties in a 24 hour Macas
[Verse 22: Toecutta]
My parents never talk to me about the birds and bees
Now I'm a necrodendrophiliac, that means I'll fuck dead trees

[Verse 23: A.I.D.S.]
Geniuses of sick
Lesions growing on your dicks
Scabs get picked and flicked
We're the geniuses of sick