[Verse 1]
Walking in a forest
Can't see past the darkness
Crossing over a river
Things are not as they seem

[Chorus]
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: Dude... It's just a bear.)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: Bruh... I'm telling you, it's just a bear.)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: Dude are you high?)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: Look man... I just..)
(Rex: Just shut up Alfredo. I know what I saw. Just shut up.)

[Verse 2]
We stalk this mysterious creature
We get a little closer
Our eyes adjust
We see the silhouette of such a giant figure
Will we know its secrets?
Or will they be left in the dark?

[Chorus]
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: What the f— dude...)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: Ohhhh my god...)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: You're... you're blind.)
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
(Alfredo: If you're so sure it's Sasquatch then go up to it.)
(Rex: Alfredo please. Just please. Please.)
[Bridge]
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
(Bipedal bear. Bipedal bear. Bipedal bear. Bipedal bear.)
YEAH
BEAR
YEAH
SASQUATCH

[Chorus/Outro]
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
SASQUAAATTTTCHHHHH!!!
Saaaassquaaaatttcccchhh....