Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion forward
No first year mannequin
Thrift shop chic pupil for arts over locker
She got flair and foresight

Hicksville belle to a campus crush
For first year co-ed fun
Polyester meets acetate
Cuts that will never date
A look to hook tomorrow's sap

She's a conquest in heels
So in touch with style and grace
When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
I wish they would all go huff paint
Instead of making plays for her

She's a conquest in heels
Subscriber to alternative press
When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
Chomsky's her coffee shop date
I just wanna play for her

She's a conquest in heels
So in touch with style and grace
When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
I wish they would all go huff paint
Instead of making plays for her