[Verse 1: Heather Mansfield & Jonathan Bree]
If you were alien, an extraterrestrial
Torn in two, missing home
I would leave my world, board your silver rocket ship
Blast off to the stars, just we two
If you were alien, an intergalactic girl
Missing your friends way up there
As I hold your hand, we'll zip past the planets and
Past the milky way, ork 'n' alf's malmack

[Pre-Chorus: Jonathan Bree]
Ooh
I'll be with you
Ooh
Yes, just we two
And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes

[Chorus: Heather Mansfield & Heather Mansfield & Jonathan Bree]
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[Verse 2: Heather Mansfield]
If you were alien, I'd call you my martian man
Bake banana cake as you drive us through the doom
Of scary asteroids that could smash us all apart
When autopilot's on, we nap an hour or two
[Pre-Chorus: Heather Mansfield & Jonathan Bree]
But what if the world went pop?
I'll be with you
Oh... Still, do you really think that could be enough?
Yes, just we two
Let's start anew
And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes

[Chorus: Heather Mansfield & Heather Mansfield & Jonathan Bree]
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[Outro: Jonathan Bree, Heather Mansfield & Both]
Say goodbye to all night TV
I guess I'll miss my ma and pa
But as long as you are near me
The distance won't hurt as much
If you were an alien girl, I'd kiss your alien lips
And if you were to vacate this planet, I don't mind a one-way ticket
If you were an alien girl
I'd call you my martian man
If you were an alien girl
I'd call you my martian man
Martian man
Martian man