[Verse 1: Jonathan Bree, Princess Chelsea]
My life's a list of brilliant schemes
Con jobs and conquests
But don't forget who calculated most of the ideas
No, you didn't

[Chorus: Both]
You and me, in our endless sea
What a recipe
For disaster
You and me, in our endless sea
Inseparably
Ever after

[Verse 2: Princess Chelsea, Jonathan Bree]
My microscopic mini man
You always make me cross
My macro-sized computer wife
Is perfection not enough?
You must be jokin'

[Chorus: Both]
You and me, in our endless sea
What a recipe
For disaster
You and me, in our endless sea
Insеparably
Ever after
[Verse 3: Jonathan Bree, Princess Chelsea]
I only have an еye for you
That's so sweet
It is, isn't it?
I've got a brand-new screensaver for you
That's nice, dear
You didn't even look

[Chorus: Both]
You and me, in our endless sea
What a recipe
For disaster
You and me, in our endless sea
Inseparably
Ever after