[Intro]
I battled with the regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you
Everything I saw

[Verse 1]
I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw heartthrob
With a small knob

It was a whisperer
Who put the grab on her
I saw white flag
I felt my throat gag

[Pre-Chorus]
Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with a rock star
She doesn't love him though

[Chrorus]
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)
[Interlude]
Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, plеasey

[Pre-Chorus]
Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song

[Chorus]
Fuck thе regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)

[Verse 2]
Lead the victims in, to the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed winks and spreads her knees
Fuck the regency up

[Bridge]
Satan is hiring
Ah, but Satan is tiring
No laughs, no fucking chance
No laughs at all
[Chorus]
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up ('Cy up)

[Post-Chorus]
Feeling murderous? Tore a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up

[Refrain]
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency
Fuck the regency up
Fuck the regency
Fuck the regency, fuck, fuck

[Outro]
Fuck
I battled with the regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door, the door