[Verse 1]
Pretty Miss Titty
She works in the city
Whiter than whiter
She gets up typewriter
Men catch up later
They don't love or hate her
They just masturbate her potato

[Chorus]
Well, big bad businessman
Have you any love?
Big bad businessman
Have you any love?

[Verse 2]
Old Mother Hubbard
Making tea in her cupboard
She drinks to her only
And feels rather lonely
Millie, Molly, Mad the maid
Lying, weeping in the shade
She's been making it
With old Father Time

[Chorus]
Well, big bad businessman
Have you any love?
Big bad businessman
Have you any love?
[Bridge]
You've gotta prove you're a millionaire
They search for your thoughts
And they measure your hair
The clothes you wear
Who knows you there

[Verse 3]
Pretty Miss Titty
She works in the city
Whiter and whiter
She makes up typewriter
Men catch up later
They don't love or hate her
They just masturbate her potato

[Chorus]
Well, big bad businessman
Have you any love?
Big bad businessman
Have you any love?

[Outro]
Big bad businessman
Have you any love?
Big bad businessman
Have you any love?