[Intro]
Just wait outside before my dad wakes up
And sees what we've done
Just one more beer before we go to bed
Before I rip my head off

[Verse]
I've been stabbing myself with the handle of a knife
And I wonder why I'm not dead yet
As we speed towards a new life
I can only feel myself going backwards

[Pre-Chorus]
Do you remember seeing the water droplets
Falling off my branches?
As we headed towards the basement
We looked at our replacements and they looked
Oh so fucking sad

[Chorus]
That's when I took your hand
And shoved you into a gnarly looking black hole
You screamed as loud as
The overly-floral pattern on your sundress
It didn't matter that we weren't tall enough to ride
I stuck my hand inside of your chest
Ripped out your heart and shoved it into mine
Now I'm loving for the both of us tonight
[Verse]
Complicate the matters until they matter to you
Just come to my place and play Smash Brothers
I'm sick of being such a worthless luxury
I wonder if my friends saw me leave the building

[Pre-Chorus]
Beanies and studded belts litter my sheets
My walls are a canvas for stupidity
I thought it was cool to be brainless
But the handcuffs felt stainless on my wrists

[Chorus]
That's when I took your hand
And shoved you into a gnarly looking black hole
You screamed as loud as
The overly-floral pattern on your sundress
It didn't matter that we weren't tall enough to ride
I stuck my hand inside of your chest
Ripped out your heart and shoved it into mine
Now I'm loving for the both of us tonight

[Refrain]
I wish my life were like a fucking VCR
So I could just sit back, rewind, and tape over the bad parts
I wish my life were like a fucking VCR
So I could just sit back, rewind, and tape over the bad parts
I wish my life were like a fucking VCR
So I could just sit back, rewind, and tape over the bad parts
I wish my life were like a fucking VCR...
[Outro]
Just wait outside before my dad wakes up
And sees what we've done
Just one more beer before we go to bed
Before I rip my head off

Just wait outside before my dad wakes up
And sees what we've done
Just one more beer before we go to bed
Before I rip my head off