Woah, woah, woah
Oh
Alright

[Verse 1]
We go walkin', a-she's not talkin'
Just smile sweet and my heart goes a-rockin'
She say, "How come," and I say, "Why not?"
She smile sweet and my heart drop like rock

[Chorus]
Oh, lookin' for romance
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, fat chance

[Verse 2]
Oh, lord, everything is just awry
I can tell tonight's the night
Look at the way she walks, the way she moves
A-come on, honey, let's put it into groove

[Chorus]
Oh, lookin' for romance
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, fat chance
[Post-Chorus]
Stick it in the gutters, boys

[Bridge]
I whisper nothings into her ear
She don't say nothing
Baby, she don't hear
Maybe she's in a love trance
Fat chance
A-fat chance

[Guitar Solo]
Oh!
Get down, sucker

[Verse 3]
Well, I (Well, I)
I shined my shoes
And well, I (Well, I)
I combed my hair
Well, I (Well, I)
I washed my car
Well, I (Well, I)
I thought I know she really cares

[Bridge]
Oh, I can dig those tight pants a-movin' through the door
Oh, I can dig a slow dance, a-movin' 'cross the floor
Oh, I can shoot my love glance until she begs for more
And then we'll make sweet romance until we both are sore
[Chorus]
Oh, lookin' for romance
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, fat chance
Yeah, yeah' yeah
Oh, lookin' for romance
Tight pants, slow dance, romance
Oh, a-fat chance

[Outro]
A-fat chance
Uh, a-fat chance