We like driving on a Saturday night
Past the leisure centre
Left at the lights
Oh, we don't look for trouble
But if it comes we don't run
Looking out for trouble
Is what we call fun

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals
Wouldn't you like to
Come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's home?

We can't help it
We're so thick we can't think
Can't think of anything
But shit, sleep and drink
Oh, and we like women
"Up the women" we say
And if we get lucky
Yeah, we might even meet somе one day

Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals
Wouldn't you likе to
Come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's home?
Mister, we just want your car
'cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?

Hey!

Mister, we just want your car
'cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy

Mister, we just want your car
'cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?

Mister, we just want your car
'cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy