[Verse 1: Ian MacKaye]
Congratulations, stop
Wish I could be there, stop
Tell me something that I don't know
Is there anything left to know?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

[Chorus]
Accessory, accessory, accessory
Accessory, accessory, accessory

[Verse 2: Ian MacKaye]
We regret to inform, stop
Miss you dearly
Tell me something that I don't know
Is there anything left to know?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

[Chorus]
Accessory, accessory, accessory
Accessory, accessory, accessory
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

[Outro: Ian MacKaye]
I've got this epic problem
This epic problem's not a problem for me
And inside, I know I'm broken
But I'm working as far as you can see
I'm tired of you, I'm tired of you
I've got this epic problem
This epic problem's not a problem for me
And inside, you know I'm broken
But I'm working as far as you can see
And outside, it's all production
It's all illusion, set scenery
I've got this epic problem
This epic problem's not a problem for me
Hey dude, what the fuck are you doing?