[Interlude: Person One(?), Person Two(?) & TV Channel]
See what's on this TV
Yeah
See honey, now your eggs are cold!
Oh no, you didn't!
Ahahaha.. That's funny, "Oh no, you didn't!"
In today's top news story: "NV" stands for "No Vaginas"
N***a, I knew it this whole time!
I knew they was gay!
Yeah.. *Scream* Oh shit?!
So, in the case of Little Ikle..
Damn, she a hoe
Melvin, you are not the father! "Yes!"
Hell yeah.. man! Boy I know that n***a ain't..
And the grammy nominations..
Oh leave it there, leave it there, hold on
For song of the year are..
Oh, song of the year?
..Krizz Kaliko - Do It Like I Do It
Woo! Yeah! That's that joint. Kali baby!
Yeah, that's that joint! That song hot
Kutt Calhoun - Bunk Rock Chick
I don't know! Oh, I don't know! Kutt might-
Yeah, yeah! He (?) special. Uh-huh
Tech N9ne - Like Yeah
Damn! This is like a competition! Yeah!
They be spittin'- Tech be spittin' though
Definitely. Definitely
816 Boys - Areola
Aww, n***a!
...Areola! Ooh, areola!
Hell yeah!
I don't know what to think about it
I hope these n***as win, man!
I don't know!
Man, that's my joint!
Yeah, it's a tough one, it's a tough one!
That's my joint!
And the winner is...
816 Boys - Areola!
Hell yeah!! Yeyeah! -reola! Ooh, areola!
[Outro: Tech N9ne]
*zipping noise*
Give me that damn remote, n***a that's bullshit!