I’ll take a picture of my dick
Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick
Send it to that sexy chick
Send that chick that pic of my dick

Nick, Nick, Nicholas Pomeroy
Click goes the camera of our favorite city boy
Deadpan, match, you’re a dead man
You’re number one
Find him in his house, or walking on the street
I’d vote for him in the friend’s election
I think about Nick, when I’m toilet
I make some spaghetti, and then I boil it
I’ll take a picture of my dick
Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick
Send it to that sexy chick
Send that chick that pic of my dick
I saw that picture of your dick
Sexy picture, made me tick
Send you a picture back real quick
Ladies love Pomeroy Nick

Alex Cook?
Yeah?
I heard that DJ BELLZZ is coming around—
That’s just a rumor
That’s just a rumor?
Drunk every day, even days when it’s at work
Third time in a month, or I’ll go berserk
So fudging tired, day after day
Nick Pomeroy, the master of mixing work with play
Nick Pom, we got your favorite DJ
Word on the street, he’s gonna give you a BJ

Yo Nick Pom, you’re super fly
Ladies don’t want no other guy
Love just makes them totally high
Like a spiritual ganja, makes them wanna cry
Yo Pomeroy, you got a PhD
That’s a pretty huge dick, if you know what I mean
I just saw that picture of your cock
And I’m just sayin’, that it hit the spot

I-I-I’ll take a picture of my dick
Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick
Send it to that sexy chick
Send that chick that pic of my dick
I saw that picture of your dick
Sexy picture, made me tick
Send you a picture back real quick
Ladies love Pomeroy Nick

I’ll take a picture of my dick
Polaroid picture, Pomeroy Nick
Send it to that sexy chick
Send that chick that pic of my dick
I saw that picture of your dick
Sexy picture, made me tick
Send you a picture back real quick
Ladies love Pomeroy Nick