Stay away from the White House
Stay away, I wish you well
Stay away from the White House
Stay away, I wish you well
Stay away from the White House
Or you'll go to (?) Hell

Stay away from New York City
It costs money to live there
Stay away from the country
The banks own all the air
Stay away from their electric
It'll whiten your beard hair

Stay away from smoking cigarettes
Stay away, stay away
Stay your hand from off your Marlboro
Stay away, stay away
Stay away from nicotine and beer
It'll make you old and gay

Stay away from fucking broomsticks
It'll give you syphilis
Stay away from fucking rubber dolls
Even if they got big tits
Stay away from 14 year old boys
Fuck 'em once they call it quits
Stay away, stay away
Oh yes, yes, stay away
From eating chemical donuts
For breakfast yesterday
Stay away from living death
Though the army gives good pay

Stay away from capitalism
And the boss's CIA
Stay away from oil industries
They rob your energy
Stay away from secret policemen
When he calls you out to play

Stay away from Satan
In the good 'ol U.S.A
Stay away from eating meatballs
While the Wall Street dodgers play
Stay away from the White House
This year wish you a fine day

Stay away, stay away
Away from all that jive
Rippin' off the niggers
Just to keep the band alive
Yeah, rippin' off the nigger
How us white musicians thrive
Stay away from all them Jew boys
With their Zionist delights
Stay away from all them Christians
Calling all them Jew boys kikes
Stay away from all them prophets
They'll get you into fights

Stay away from all them Arabs
With that murder on their mind
Stay away from state departments
They'll balance (?) you blind
Stay away from Rockefeller
He blows up an oily wind

Stay away from Richard Nixon
He'll get you all in jail
He'll kick you and he'll punch you
And he'll make your vision fail
And while he's got you staying away from the White House
He will wail

Oh, stay away from my White House
I got it on my own
You can hear it in the basement
All them singing plumbers groan
Stay away oh all you Democrats
Except the hawks I've known
You can come into my White House
Senator Jackson hawk
You're the one that loves the army
Billions you will (?)
Mr. Ford and CIA Bush
Right in my door you walk

Stay away from nirvana
Your ambition makes you blind
Stay away from Brahmaloka
You can only grasp the wind
Stay away from every heaven
You'll wake up in sovereign mind

Come down, (?)
Come down to Earth right here
On Avenue C and 10th Street
Make your mind icy clear
Come down to Earth
Merry Christmas
And I wish you a happy New Year