[Verse 1]
Oh hell, what a glorious day it's been
Oh Lord, look at the mess I'm in
My car broke down, so I waited for a shuttle bus
It never came, instead I got the rain

[Pre-Chorus]
I broke a heel, I chipped a nail
I lost the dog, how could I feel?
On days like these, on days like these

[Chorus]
The last thing I need is you
And your black-and-white views
Pushing me over
Making a bad day worse
What are you, a curse?
Hey, why can't you see?
On days like these
The last thing I need is

[Verse 2]
Gee-whiz, what a barrel of fun it's been
Oh yeah, laugh at the mess I'm in
Hey, hey, what a trippy, odd place to be
The doctor said that it's not good for me
[Pre-Chorus]
I broke a tooth, I torn my shirt
I lost the zip of my favorite skirt
Then you told me that I was a bore in bed

[Chorus]
The last thing I need is you
And your black-and-white views
Pushing me over
Making a bad day worse
What are you, a curse?
Hey, why can't you see?
On days like these
The last thing I need is

[Bridge]
Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa

[Chorus]
The last thing I need is you
And your black-and-white views
Pushing me over
Making a bad day worse
What are you, a curse?
Hey, why can't you see?
When I'm in a rush
Or lost in a queue
When I need a break
The last thing I need is