[Verse 1]

If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
If our love was a skunk butt, it would stay on the ground
If our love was a camel, it wouldn't much spit
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Since I forgot your birthday, it's the least I can do

[Chorus]

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

[Verse 2]

If our love was a cockroach, it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom, it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding, it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time, I'll noticе your brand new hairdo
[Chorus]

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I lovе you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

[Verse 3]

If our love was a chicken, it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump, it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horseflies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos

[Chorus]

But I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

[Outro]
If our love was a camel, it wouldn't much spit
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Don't thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew