Bob's my favourite snail
And I know he really loves me
(Loves me)
He's the classiest snail
You could ever help to know (oh, oh)
And I wish he didn't smell
But I know he can't help it
(Help it)
He's lived in the same shell
Since I got him long ago

And if I ever need him
(Need him)
All I need to do is call him
And I know he'll come running
(Running)
Well, I guess he'll come crawling
(Bumpa dumpa)
So I guess I better call him
About a week before I need him
So that I'll see him
(Hello, Bob!)
Right about on time

And it's not his fault
(No, it's not his fault)
He's a little bit slow
(He's a littlе bit slow)
He can't help it if he's got
(Hе can't help it if he's got)
Cute little itty bitty
Teeny tiny, slippery, slimy
Pokier than mine-y toes!
And sometimes when I'm sleeping
I like to cuddle with him
Then I put him on my nose
We look into each other's eyes
And sometimes in the morning
(Morning)
He's on my forehead snoring
I know he didn't sleep well
He musta walked all night

And if I ever need him
(Need him)
All I need to do is call him
And I know he'll come running
(Running)
Well, I guess he'll come crawling
(Bumpa dumpa dumpa)
So I guess I better call him
About a week before I need him
So that I'll see him
(Hello, Bob!)
Right about on time

And it's not his fault
(No, it's not his fault)
He's a little bit slow
(He's a little bit slow)
He can't help it if he's got
(He can't help it if he's got)
Cute little itty bitty
Teeny tiny, slippery, slimy
Pokier than mine-y toes!
Yes, I guess I better call him
About a week before I need him
So that I'll see him
(Hello, Bob!)
Right about on time
Bob's my favourite snail

(That was a silly snail song)