If I could play the harp
I'd play it just like this
And you would feel it in your heart
Just like an angel's kiss
(What bliss)
If I could play the harp
I'd sing this song for you
That's the kind of thing if I could play the harp, I'd do

If I could play the harp
I'd play it everywhere
Except for maybe on my bike
There's not much room on there
(I swear! No fair!)
If I could play the harp
I'd play it with my best kazoo
That's the kind of thing if I could play the harp, I'd do

If I could play the harp
I'd play it with my digeridoo
That's the kind of thing if I could play the harp, I'd do
That's the kind of thing if I could play the harp, I'd do