This is a completely true story
Except for the words

I had a frog, a very quiet frog
It never even laughed when I joked
(Bum bum bum)
I had a frog, a very quiet frog
'Til one day, it suddenly croaked
(Bum bum)

I had a frog, a very quiet frog
It never even laughed when I joked
(Bum bum bum)
I had a frog, a very quiet frog
’Til one day, it suddenly croaked
(Bum bum)

I had a frog, a very quiet frog
It never even laughed when I joked
(Bum bum bum)
I had a frog, a vеry quiet frog
'Til one day, it suddenly croakеd
(Bum bum)

I had a frog, a very quiet frog
It never even laughed when I joked
(Bum bum bum)
I had a frog, a very quiet frog
'Til one day, it suddenly croaked
(Bum bum)
One day, it suddenly croaked
(Bum bum)