Gather 'round, people
There's something I got to say

Now I don't mean to sound bitter
But for all y'all who use Twitter
I'm gonna make just one request
And ask you kindly to do your best

Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care
Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care
There's some things you just
Don't need to share
Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care

Just in case you're a little slow
We're gonna give it another go

Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care
Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care
Therе's some things you just
Don't need to share
Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz wе don't care
I'm just gonna say it one more time, people!

Don't tweet what you eat
Cuz we don't care!

I'm outta here