I'm sorry to bother you, but it's a windy day
And I can't help wondering, could this be your toupee?
I saw it fly off of your head and hit me in the face
I think you use apple shampoo, at least that's how it tastes

I don't have a problem with you wearing that fake hair
I understand you're a little shy from going bald up there
Most of us have things we'd kinda like to change, we do
But maybe being perfect means completely being you

I'm sorry to bother you, but it's a windy day
And I can't help wondering, could this be your toupee?
I saw it fly off of your head and hit me in the face
I think you usе apple shampoo, at least that's how it tastes

I don't havе a problem with you wearing that fake hair
I understand you're a little shy from going bald up there
Most of us have things we'd kinda like to change, we do
But maybe being perfect means completely being you

Most of us have things we'd kinda like to change, we do
But maybe being perfect means completely being you