[Verse 1]

You've been a great server
Even though you're busy
My food is really nice and hot
My drink is cold and fizzy
Just one little thing
I almost hate to mention
Maybe someone in the kitchen
Wasn't paying close attention

[Chorus]

Cuz there's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
That might be why
That might be why
It smells like
It smells like cow
There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
If it's not too much trouble
Could you remove it now?
[Verse 2]

I don't have a problem
With cows most of the time
When they'rе out standing in their field
Everything's just finе
Maybe I'm just picky
Or not in a great mood
But I'm utterly unthrilled to
Have one sitting in my food

[Chorus]

There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
That might be why
That might be why
It smells like
It smells like cow
There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
If it's not too much trouble
Could you remove it now?
[Verse 3]

I don't know how it got there
It's not a common thing
In fact this might just be
The first cow in my soup I've seen
So I'll believe you if you say
It won't happen again
But it's eating all my salad
And that just describes one end

I tried salt and pepper
But my soup did not taste better
Then I tried some hot sauce
But that just made it wetter
It's hard to slurp your soup
When it smells just like wet leather
It makes me think
Why don't cows shrink
When they're in rainy weather?

[Chorus]

There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
That might be why
That might be why
It smells like
It smells like cow
There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
If it's not too much trouble
Could you remove it now?
[Verse 4]

It's one thing to be driving
And see some distant cattle
But to have one fighting for my bread
Is too much of a battle
And by the way, its tail
Just splashed into my drink
So now I think
I'll throw my drink
With all its stink
Right down the sink

[Chorus]

There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
That might be why
That might be why
It smells like
It smells like cow
There's a cow
There's a cow
In my soup
In my soup
If it's not too much trouble
Could you remove it now?
If it's not too much trouble
Could you remove it now?