[Verse 1]

I saw a funny bug walking 'cross the floor
It must have gotten in through a crack in the door
I watched it a while, then I watched it some more
Then I had to go to run to the store

I came back to see if it was still around
It was still there but it was upside down
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead

[Chorus]

A little bit dead
A little bit dead
The funny little bug was a little bit dead
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead

[Verse 2]

It didn't bring down my day too bad
But I have to admit I felt a little bit sad
I went and got a quick little hug
And felt a little better about the funny little bug
[Chorus]

A little bit dead
A little bit dead
The funny little bug was a little bit dead
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead

[Verse 3]

I put it in some TP and I took it outside
I put it on the grass and said, "I'm sorry that you died"
If it had been my guinea pig, I would have probably cried
But it was just a little bug crawling inside

[Chorus]

A little bit dead
A little bit dead
The funny little bug was a little bit dead
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead

A little bit dead
A little bit dead
The funny little bug was a little bit dead
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead
I wish I could tell you it was snoozing instead
But the funny little bug was a little bit dead