Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!

Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!

Some people don't know when to end a song
They keep it going on too long
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you

Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!

Some people don't know when to end a song
They keep it going on too long
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you
People like that annoy me and you
Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!

Some people don't know when to end a song
They keep it going on too long
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you

Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Oh nose! Gee whiz!

Yeah!

Some people don't know when to end a song
They keep it going on too long
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you
People like that annoy me and you
Asparagus, asparagus
There's something funny about asparagus
I can't quite sniff out what it is
Gee whiz!

Some people don't know when to end a song
They keep it going on too long
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy me and you
Not a very cool thing to do
People like that annoy
People like that annoy
People like that annoy
People like that annoy me and you