[Verse 1]

My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
He seems a little grumpy today
But I like him anyway
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared

[Chorus]

But I'm really glad he's my teacher
I know it's not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
Yes, I'm really glad he's my teacher
Where would I be without him there?

Do do do do do do do do do

[Verse 2]

My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
He seems a little grumpy today
But I like him anyway
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair

[Chorus]
But I'm really glad he's my teacher
I know it's not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
Yes, I'm really glad he's my teacher
Where would I be without him there?

Do do do do do do do do do

[Verse 3]

My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
He seems a little grumpy today
But I like him anyway
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes

My teacher didn't like it when I sharpened every one
Of my 30 new pencils, though it was kind of fun
My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech
I wonder why now he keeps his soda out of reach
My teacher didn't like it when I sneezed on his lunch
I wonder why he didn't really eat a whole bunch
Or when I gave him an apple then asked him to pay
I wonder why he said he really needs a vaca -- tion

[Chorus]
But I'm really glad he's my teacher
I know it's not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
Yes, I'm really glad he's my teacher
Where would I be without him there?

Do do do do do do do do do

Where would I be without him there?