Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Except for the heat
Except for the bird poop
Except for the wasps
Except for the flies

Except for the hail
Except for the thunder
Except for the bird poop
Oops, I mentioned that twice

Some people ridiculously say I'm too negative
But I'm positive there's a lot that I don't like about summertime

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Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Except for the sweat
And don't forget bird poop
Except when my ice cream
Melts all over my hand

Except for birds singing
Before dawn about bird poop
Except for annoying
Corner lemonade stands
(Bum bum bum)
Some people ridiculously say I'm too negative
But I'm positive there's a lot that I don't like about summertime

(Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom bom bom bom)

Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Summertime is one of my four favourite seasons
Except for the moths
That circle the light
Except for the skunks
That skunk up the night

Except for mosquitoes
The way that they bite
Except for the bird poop
So runny and white

Some people ridiculously say I'm too negative
But I'm positive there's a lot that I don't like about summertime

(Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom bom bom bom)

Like sunburns
And roadwork
And stinkbugs
And did I mention bird poop?
I think I mentioned bird poop
So no need to remention bird poop
As long as I've adequately conveyed
My fairly strong aversion to, dislike of and disdain for
Bird poop