[Verse 1]

Santa's brother Bob
Came to visit for a while
He said, "Bro, you need to know
Your sleigh is out of style
It's getting really old
And the paint job is a mess
It doesn't have a heater in case you get cold
And it doesn't have GPS

What if the reindeer all get sick?
What if they lose their lift?
But don't you worry, brother
I bought you a little gift
It's a solar sleigh
It's the latest thing
When word gets 'round in every town
Everyone will sing"

[Chorus]

Santa's solar sleigh
It's quite a sight
It has everything he needs
For that special Christmas flight
It's got headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights
Automatic doors
A coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker
All of that and more
And it's got a windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer
Satellite TV
Hi-fi wi-fi, auto park, auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree
[Verse 2]

Santa said, "That's kind of you
And I don't mean to offend
But my old sleigh is a-okay
It's like a trusty friend"
Bob said, "Come on, brother
I bought the very best
Please just try it Christmas Eve
It will pass your every test"

Santa finally gave in
He told the reindeer the news
He said, "I guess that sleigh is best
So I guess I don't need you
Thanks for all you've done for me
For so many years"
The reindeer looked down to the ground
To hide their reindeer tears

Soon, it was Christmas Eve
Santa hopped onto the sleigh
He said, "Ho ho ho, it's time to go!"
But it wouldn't fly away

[Chorus]
Santa's solar sleigh
It's quite a sight
Just one little problem
There's no sunshine at night
So he couldn't use the headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights
Automatic doors
A coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker
All of that and more
And he couldn't use the windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer
Satellite TV
Hi-fi wi-fi, auto park, auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree

[Verse 3]

Santa went to his reindeer
And said, "I'm sorry I was wrong
Sometimes what's new isn't all it seems
Sometimes what's old is strong
I should have listened to my heart
It knew what I should do
But it's not too late to change our fate
With the help of all of you"

The reindeer lifted up their heads
And ran to his old sleigh
Santa loaded it with toys
And they were on their way
[Chorus]

Santa's good old sleigh
It's quite a sight
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer
On that special Christmas flight
And he didn't need the headlights, tail lights, flood lights, Christmas lights
Automatic doors
Coffee maker, ice maker, snow maker, toy maker
All of that and more
And he didn't need the windshield washer, dishwasher, clothes washer, boot washer
Satellite TV
Hi-fi wi-fi, auto park, auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree

Santa's good old sleigh
It's quite a sight
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer
On that special Christmas flight
Just Santa, toys, and reindeer
On that special Christmas flight