We've been friends for a while
We've seen each other cry, we've made each other smile
I'd do anything for you
Well, to keep it real, that's not exactly true

If you're hanging at home
And you're feeling alone
Just pick up your phone
I'm on my way

If you're feeling down
Knocked flat on the ground
And there's no hope around
I'm on my way

If your phone goes splat
In a toilet that
Is like a toxic vat
Yeah, there's no way

Sorry, there's some things
There's just no way I'll do
Not evеn for a friend like you

If you get a snakе bite
Where you sit, and the site
Needs the venom removed
I forgot to tell you I recently moved
If you get a call
That leaves you in a free fall
Head banging the wall
I'm on my way

If you get some good news
And now you could use
A friend to share it, just choose
I'm on my way

If you wake up in bed
A spider there on your head
Call an archer instead
'Cause there's no way

Sorry, there's some things
There's just no way I'll do
Not even for a friend like you

If your sewer pipe breaks
And your place is a lake
I'm one call not to make
I'm already dealing with more of that than I can take

If you run out of gas
On a big, icy pass
And you need some help fast
There's no way
If you're moving again
And you need a free friend
To work the whole weekend
There's no way

If a stomach bug
Takes out your new rug
And you feel like a hug
Yeah, there's no way

Sorry, there's some things
There's just no way I'll do
Not even for a friend like you
Sorry, there's some things
There's just no way I'll do
Not even for a friend like you