[Verse 1]
You're only twenty-nine
Got a lot to learn
But when your mummy dies
She will not return

[Verse 2]
We like noise, it's our choice
It's what we wanna do
We don't care about long hair
We don't wear flares

[Verse 3]
See my face, not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need
Buddy

[Chorus]
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm so lazy
I can't even be fucking bothered
[Interlude]
Never mind the bollocks

[Chorus]
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm so lazy
I can't even be bothered

[Outro]
Fuck you, fuck
Fuck you
See the fine, upstanding, young men Britain's chucking out these days?