[Verse 1]
I went down to the guitar store and I bought myself some things
Then I went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing
When I got done I plugged it in, but it made no sound at all
So I was gettin' pretty pissed and I plugged it into the wall

[Verse 2]
Guess it's not the singing type, it would rather yell and spit
If you don't think you like this guitar, you're really askin' for shit
'Cause when I get mad, I get red, and then I start to steam
And this guitar is gonna fuck your face 'cause it knows how to scream

[Outro]
Hi, I'm Bill. I was the one who did the cover art for the Stones' Sucking in the Seventies LP.