Well I run through the kitchen looked in the paper
Said, "Oh God almighty, Mama, there it says a gator," come on, come on
Every other day I got a gator on my lawn
Well you dropped your groceries in the kitchen sink
Went to work and made the bathroom stink, come on, come on
Every other day I got a gator on my lawn

Get with it Mike!

Well I jumped out of bed run across the street
Asked my neighbor said, "where's my meat?
I had a red raw steak can't find it anywhere"
He looked at me and said, "what the hell do I care? " come on
Every other day I got a gator on my lawn

Yeah I run in the kitchen looked in the paper
Said, "Oh God almighty, Mama, there it says a gator," come on, come on
Every other day I got a gator on the lawn
Well every other day I got a gator on my lawn
Every other day I got a gator on the lawn